Yowen's Track Day Trailer Prototype IV

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
02/20/2014 at 15:13 • Filed to: None

Well we are on the fourth iteration of the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! here. I've added two grills and a UTV, supported by a structure bolted onto the tractor. I've also added a hood ornament :D

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Anything else I need to add? Haha.

-Extra large sleeper semi with quad fuel tanks
-Top mounted UTV (Kawasaki)
-Airstream Trailer
-Sundeck with lounge chairs (with stripper pole mount)
-Two Jaguar F-Type's
-16 Spare Tires
-Hot Tub (with stripper pole mount)
-Tiki bar, with attached beverage bar and kegerator
-Snap-on Toolbox
-Several Full-size Fuel Drums
-Flat-towed Jeep Unlimited Sahara
-2 Grills

DISCUSSION (25)

Mattbob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 15:16

Lose the stripper pole. those attract the wrong kind of girl. Usually fat and drunk, and keep away the ones you want. Trust me.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mattbob
02/20/2014 at 15:18

Haha.

That's why the mounts are there, you don't have to get the pole's out till after the sexy one's are there :D A stripper pole is not something to publicly advertise, you bring it out when the time is right, lol.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 15:19

All the vehicles have to be brown.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
02/20/2014 at 15:20

I wanted to go with a certain color scheme, but it's tough to do when you need pictures with white backgrounds to make editing them in easier.

STREPITUS > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 15:21

Get rid of the Airstream. All you need is a truck with a sleeper cab like one of these.

Kinja'd!!!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > STREPITUS
02/20/2014 at 15:23

Hmm, I could consider stretching the cab even more. But I am kind of fond of the Airstream on there. It was the first thing I "mounted" onto this monster, haha.

Ok, then add a McDonalds/Burger King/KFC/similar fast food restaurant onto the trailer.

lol, it has two grills and a full bar. I'm sure there's a McD's by the track.

NO! It needs it's own fast food restaurant. That way you can charge people to eat there because profit.

Lol, I figure the bar will bring in a healthy profit, as would VIP admission to anywhere near this thing, the entire thing will be gated off, haha.

yamahog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 15:35

Better have a lawyer friend draw up some waivers, hot tub + stripper pole sounds like a slip-and-fall waiting to happen!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > yamahog
02/20/2014 at 15:36

she'll fall on all the boobs that'll be in the hot tub with her :P

Ok, if fast food won't do just tow one of them fancy food vans from the back.

doodon2whls > STREPITUS
02/20/2014 at 15:39

The Reliable carriers truck at the top is " Big Pete ". One of their flagship haulers.

Back when I was working with Reliable quite a bit, I was invited inside "Club Pete" which was a 37' long Tractor before the 53' trailer was attached. When I climbed inside, I felt like I stepped into the Tardis. It was HUGE inside. Easily liveable on the road for weeks at a time.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 15:41

Cost:

130 000-Extra large sleeper semi with quad fuel tanks
13 000-Top mounted UTV (Kawasaki)
20 000 -Airstream Trailer
5 000-Sundeck with lounge chairs (with stripper pole mount)
200 000-Two Jaguar F-Type's
4 000-16 Spare Tires
6 000-Hot Tub (with stripper pole mount)
2 000-Tiki bar, with attached beverage bar and kegerator
6 000-Snap-on Toolbox
2 000-Several Full-size Fuel Drums
40 000-Flat-towed Jeep Unlimited Sahara
1 000-2 Grills

Total: $429,000

So... Do-able right?

Road Legal??? Likely-no.

Instead of the Wrangler Sahara Unlimited???

I'm thinking maybe under the air stream a HUGE pull out grill could be mounted.

Then under the hot-tub/tiki bar a huge pull out freezer/fridge combo pulls out with all the ingredients for grilling/cooking.

No no no, you tow the food van from the trailer and tow the Jeep from the food van.

thebigbossyboss > STREPITUS
02/20/2014 at 15:52

These trucks cannot into Canada literally.

The maximum wheelbase we are allowed is 282 inches.

thebigbossyboss > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 15:53

How much do get fined for crashing into an overpass with your UTV mounted on the roof?

yamahog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 15:54

You willing to bet the trailer on that?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > thebigbossyboss
02/20/2014 at 15:57

Lol not sure, The UTV get's thrown off, bounces of the airstream, rolls over the F-Type's, then blows tires all over the place until finally it collides with the fuel drums that douse the Wrangler in race fuel, which still has some embers in its hitch mounted grill.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > thebigbossyboss
02/20/2014 at 15:58

or maybe the whole contraption is 13ft 6 inches tall, which is regulation height in the US :P

Lol, I might as well add another flatbed if I were to do that.

STREPITUS > thebigbossyboss
02/20/2014 at 16:12

This is 'Murica! Freedom!

CPT Speedbump > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
02/20/2014 at 18:47

I think it could be legal.. UPS trucks tow 3 short box's at once, so.. 2 trailers and a jeep..I mean...